Do vagina's smell?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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