Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
