Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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