is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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