I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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