her vagine was all disorganized.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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