maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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