I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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