i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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