So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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