It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Found your dick twin last night
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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