i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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