He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
vagina is talking i cant
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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