Did you just see the Batmobile???
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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