dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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