why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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