Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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