tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Randomize
