if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She announced her abortion via fbk
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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