Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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