We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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