i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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