he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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