i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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