I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
