I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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