Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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