I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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