WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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