I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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