I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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