He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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