He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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