I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Randomize
