Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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