wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
4 words: hood of his car
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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