i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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