Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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