this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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