mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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