hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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