how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
