Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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