any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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