Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
ok first of all what the fuck
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
