I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
