I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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