Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You almost got us killed.
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