Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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