if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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